<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8617759545745131819</id><updated>2011-04-21T20:30:54.799-07:00</updated><category term='JOKES A DAY'/><title type='text'>Cheer Up</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokeroom.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8617759545745131819/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokeroom.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>piggycheang</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480403346753588724</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8617759545745131819.post-4998574563680289602</id><published>2007-08-09T08:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-09T08:47:21.031-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='JOKES A DAY'/><title type='text'>The Cost Of A Secretary</title><content type='html'>By THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Why did your boss jump out of the window?" the detective at the crime scene asked the secretary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't know." she sobbed. "My boss was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And what did you say to that?" asked the detective.&lt;br /&gt;The secretary replied, "I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8617759545745131819-4998574563680289602?l=jokeroom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokeroom.blogspot.com/feeds/4998574563680289602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8617759545745131819&amp;postID=4998574563680289602' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8617759545745131819/posts/default/4998574563680289602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8617759545745131819/posts/default/4998574563680289602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokeroom.blogspot.com/2007/08/cost-of-secretary.html' title='The Cost Of A Secretary'/><author><name>piggycheang</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14480403346753588724</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
